Funny Names for a Horse or Snail Race Night

funny names called outFundeo allows you to name the runners in each race and have them called out by our talking parrot host..  If you don't name them they will be named with the names in the Race Card Info Sheets (see Brochures and Resources ). Some funny names are shown below Some names can be used for horses, roaches and snails and some are specific to snails or horses. Click on the controls to hear our parrot call them out as he does in the race night DVD.  Some of the names are a little rude- so if you are easily offended, please don't look!  P.S There are thousands more names in our events section!

 

Always Cums First
Amanda Mount
Anita Blackman
Anita Dick
Anita Hoare
Anita Longman
Anita Mandelay
Anita P. Freely
Annie Position
Annie Rection
Arfur Fooksake
At the Back
Bea O'Problem
Ben Dover
Ben N. Cider
Bert Puttocks
Betty Swallocks
Blow Me
Blue Bird
Brian
Brian the Bruiser
Bust a Gut
Can't Refuse
Chit Hot
Crunch
Crunch Mobile
Crusher
Crustacean Kid
Cupid Stunt
Curvature
Cyril
Dead Slow
Dick Bush
Dick Cumming
Dick Hertz
Dick Hungwell
Dick N. Cider
Ed Start
Eek! A Sparrow
Ergifroyd Pennefig
Ermintrude
Escargogo
Fancy Footwork
Fast as FCUK
Fat Boy Slime
Finn Menthol
Firestarter
Flashy
Footsie
Fred
Geespot
Gloria Stitz
Golden Shower
Good with Garlic
Guinness
Hard as Nails
Harry Balls
Herman the German
Hoarse Whisperer
Hoof Hearted
Hors d'Oeuvre
Hubba Hubba
Hucking Fell
Hugh G Rection
Hugh Gass
Hugh Janus
Hugh Mane
Ima Hoare
In the Lead
Ishell Walkit
Ivanna Humpalot
Ivanna Tinkle
Ivor Snail
Jack Inoff
James Bond
Jenny Talz
Juicy Lucy
Jump Jet
Kebab
Lame Jane
Larry Last Minute
Len Dusatenna
L'Escargot to Go
Less Cargo
Lethargic
Lettuce
Lightening
Linford Christie
Macca Roni
Major Bona
Mark 2 Escargot
Mary Hinge
MG Racer
Mighty Mollusc
Mike Rotch
Minjeeta
Mollusc Kintyre
Muff Diver
Neigh Good
Neil Enlick
Nimrod
No 'F' in Chance
No Speed No Feed
Norfolk and Chance
Norfolk 'n Good
Off Course Horse
Oil Beef Hooked
Oliver Clothesoff
On The Outside
On your Marks - zzz
Oops-Wrongway!
Our Soles
Outer Michelle
Passing Wind
Paulo di Snailio
Peony’s Envy
Phat Controller
Phil Hatio
Phil's Charger
Plastered
Pussy Galore
Quick Silver
Quick Slime McGraw
Raspberry
Rein Dance
Road Runner
Rocking Horse
Running Bomb
Salty
Shakin' Stevens
Shellgar
Shelly
Silver Streak
Silver Trail
Slimeball
Slimer
Slimer of the Year
Slimey
Slimey Joe
Slip and Slide
Slippery Dick
Slither
Slow but Sure
Smasha Deschell
Snail and Pace
Snail Blazer
Snail Meat Again
Snail Trail
Snailextrix
So Slow
Sofa Can Fast
Sotally Tober
Speedy
Speedy con Garlic
Speedy Gonzalez
Spiderman
Stan the Man
Stuart's Inquiry
Super Slime
Super Slug
Susie's Slowcoach
Sweety Pie
The Beast
The Bitch
The Fokker
The Shell
The Slime Machine
Too Hot To Trot
Top Bombing
Turbo Ted
Whiskey
White Lightening
Wicked
Willie Be Hardigan
Woody's Whippet
Yes but no but
Zippy Doodaa